Satgen 616 No Antennas here by GM4IHJ (BID SGEN616) 2001-01-13 One of the problems of Science, is that it is rarely sensational enough for the media. Presently, the newspapers and TV are full of reports suggesting that mobile phones cause brain tumours. There is little or no clear evidence for or against this suggestion. But as far as this writer is aware. No one has suggested that there is evidence of an increase in brain tumours since mobile phones appeared . Equally, no Radio Amateur has every sued a handtalkie manufacturer for brain damage. While at much higher power levels, this scribe spent several shipboard years in the 1940s, baby sitting powerful radars. Perched a few feet away from temperamental magnetrons and klystrons day after day from 2 hours before dawn flying stations to an hour after sunset. With no untoward effects surfacing 50 years later for oneself or for still active friends from those days. Despite this, folks hereabouts are up in arms about mobile phone relay antennas up on a hill a mile from the village. So we have to face up to the fact that no amount of common sense talk is going to change the minds of unnecessarily agitated people. Indeed ,many radio amateurs will already have met people, who, worked up by the media, are making a connection between mobile phone "dangers" , and the amateur radio antenna next door. What can we do about it ? A local church has one answer. It has hired its bell tower to mobile phone firms , and no one seems to have noticed. Unlike mainland European churches, the austere god fearing Church of Scotland , does not decorate its church towers with heathen gargoyles and saintly statues. Though they would make perfect camouflaged antennas. None the less the crenellated stone towers favoured by Scots Puritans , do lend themselves to the addition of antennas whose colour blends easily with the adjacent stonework. The types of antennas used are important. Yagi beams are an instant give away. But colinears blend easily disguised as or with wooden flag poles. However , at microwave frequencies it gets more difficult. Though if your target is a slow moving Phase 3 satellite you may be able to put a dish or a set of helices behind a suitable window . While if space is at a premium, recent amsat publications have featured designs for some useful short back fire antennas , which make excellent high UHF or low microwave antennas. Meanwhile in UK and perhaps elsewhere the change from analog to digital satellite TV has produced a glut of surplus giveaway analog dishes , and several sites near IHJ presently support camouflaged dishes which blend easily with the garden shrubbery But if the above suggestions are out of the question, there is still the diffraction grating/lens antenna. Either painted on plastic sheet ,mounted near a window or skylight. Or if made of sturdy metal strip , it can be placed behind and away from a window . Where all who enquire can be told that it is the latest thing in Art Deco or personal mandala. Thereby, keeping out the followers of the latest media scare, till a new scare appears which does not affect ham radio, and their antagonism shifts target. For while people will unfortunately continue to get brain tumours. The reasons being cited by the media are unlikely to be the correct. Indeed , the media may be delaying pursuit of the real culprits.