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> >> [>Top Ten Changes at NASA to Accommodate 76 Year-Old John Glenn's
> >> Return to [from space on ]  the Shuttle 'Discovery'
> >> > 10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
> >> > 9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.
> >> > 8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.
> >> > 7. "Early Bird" specials from Morrison's Cafeteria included on
> >> menu.
> >> > 6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock reruns.
> >> > 5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
> >> > 4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
> >> > 3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.
> >> > 2. Space pants now go up to armpits.
> >> > 1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.
> >> >




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