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Courtesy of K3NY

73 de N8AU, Jim in Raymore, MO


A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR THE INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY. THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED
FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING
THE GAUSS CHAMBER.

HE IS CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY
WHO WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A
CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER. CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH
DRIVING DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE
BAND-PASS.

IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES OF RESISTANCE. THE ELECTROMOTIVE
FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE HE
HAD GONE TO EARTH. THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVED HE HAD RETURNED OHM
VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT

HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO WAS
PLAYING A HARMONIC.
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