[Fwd: Ironic celebrity deaths]

["Brent W. Venis" <kb0spn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> 
>  "The Predicted Top 10 Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths"
> 
>  10) Ellen DeGeneres- Suffocates in the closet
> 
>  9) Susan Lucci- Trips & breaks neck while running up the steps to
>                  accept an Emmy
> 
>  8) Jenny McCarthy- Struck by a random thought
> 
>  7) Frank Sinatra- Killed by strangers in the night
> 
>  6) RuPaul- Prostate Cancer
> 
>  5) OJ Simpson- Murdered by the *Real Killer* in an apparent suicide
> 
>  4) Madonna- Exposure
> 
>  3) Unabomber- Mail bomb returned due to *insufficient postage*
> 
>  2) Al Gore- Dutch Elm disease
> 
>  1) Bill Gates- Falls out a Window

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		     Brent Venis
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